One of the many NEW things we are doing this year and which we are very excited about is the launch of a new animated series right here on PerezHilton.com.
Beginning tonight and every Tuesday evening thereafter we will premiere a new webisode of Assisted Living, the show we have executive produced and that was fully executed by the creative genius that is Michael Mouris of Milkfat.com, the brilliant animator behind all our earlier cartoons.
Assisted Living is all about the world of celebrities - as seen through the eyes of their assistants.
The show will make you laugh so hard, you're gonna need to put on some adult pampers before you watch!
CLICK HERE to check out the first webisode. Tell your friends! And be sure to come back next Tuesday to watch the second of Assisted Living.
Things got messy between Lindsay Lohan and her now former best friend on Monday!
The hard-pAArtying actress accusedPatrick "Pooty" Aufdenkamp of stealing from her.
And, now, in an exclusive statement to PerezHilton.com, Patrick is calling bullshit and tells us that Lindsay is lying.
Says Aufdenkamp:
"I stand by my integrity as an artist and my morals as a business person. I would like to see any shred of evidence that supports those ridiculous allegations, there is no evidence and there will be nothing Lindsay or her company can find to show otherwise. I'm way too creative of an individual to need to steal anything design-related from that girl. She knows how much my new line means to me and has seen first hand all the HARD and HONEST work I have put into bringing it to life. The fact that she is trying to take that away from me with a guilt free conscious and can still sleep at night, is in essence, (for those of you who may not already know) exactly what kind of person she is right now. Throughout our entire friendship I have always respected her, her privacy, and wanted nothing but the best. It breaks my heart to see someone I once looked up to, turned to, and considered a sister, stoop to a new kind of low. Just because her career is stuck at a stand still, mine is just taking off. I could not be more thankful for the place I am in today. And am far too creative to need or want these designs of "her's" that simply don't exist. I give credit when it is due and my line that is about to come out next month is 100 percent, my own. I think she should start off this year by addressing the REAL issues that face her life first… From the bottom of my heart, I wish her nothing but a happy & healthy 2010. (I am relieved to say I have finally made it home SAFE, and am exhausted, overwhelmed and drained from everything that I have endured on this trip, one day soon this will all make sense to you, but right now that's all I can say) Thank you all for the support."
One of our all-time favorite singers has dropped her new single, which also so happens to be a featured song on the all-star Valentine's Day film.
Jewel's Stay Here Forever finds the Alaska native doing what she does best - singing pretty songs with pretty melodies in that gifted from God voice of hers. And, even though this is supposed to be a "country" record, we wouldn't be surprised to hear this on pop radio as well!
Twilight actress Ashley Greene is getting busy with Gossip Girl actor Sebastian Stan…for a price!
The duo are set to star alongside one another in the a new horror flick The Apparition. The film is about a young couple haunted by a supernatural being and is inspired by true events.
Yoko Ono has announced that she will be writing her autobiography about her life with John Lennon over the next five years. Yoko has previously said that she wouldn't write such a book to protect the families involved including John's ex-wife Cynthia Lennon.
But money talks!
Yoko was blamed by many Beatles' fans as the reason for their break-up and now she will reveal her side story in the memoir. A Beatles expert explains:
"Unlike Cynthia, Yoko has never really told her side of the Beatles story and the truth about her affair and subsequent marriage to John, so the book will be much awaited. She's always maintained she never broke up The Beatles, so this will be her chance to put the record straight."
Katy Perry and Russell Brand rang in the New Year in India and reportedly got their relationship blessed by a guru just before midnight on New Year's Eve.
Donning traditional Indian outfits, they were blessed with "luck and divine happiness."
A source reveals:
"Russell wanted to do something special for Katy to show her how much she means to him. They wanted to take part in a traditional ceremony and thought there was no better time that on New Year's eve. The ceremony is usually used to bless new couples in the hope that it might lead them toward marriage."
Why would you take diet advice from her anyway when it's pretty obvious she's always been naturally thin?!
Megan Fox and Fergie have been named two of the worst offenders when it comes to celebrities dishing out false diet secrets with vinegar being their method of choice. Megan Fox recently said:
"It just cleanses out your system entirely. It will get rid of, for women who retain water weight from your menstrual cycle and all that, it gets rid of it really fast. I'm not one for dieting or exercising, ’cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ’cause of the amount of sugar I take in."
But experts say that theory is BS! Dietitian Lucy Jones explains:
"As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick fix to weight loss. The body, including the liver, is a well-oiled detoxing machine, which will not be improved by vinegar, whether it be organic, apple cider, unfiltered, or your bog-standard malt vinegar."
Looks like watching your caloric intake and getting your ass to the gym is the best and healthiest way to get the body you want!
Dropping the f-bomb on CNN is no way to make friends, but Kathy Griffin doesn't give a shiz! As a result, she will not be asked back to ring in 2011.
"She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves 'The Most Trusted Name in News.' Even Anderson Cooper thinks it's time to say goodbye to Kathy," said a CNN insider.
We're sure her comments about needing a "bump" of cocaine and asking the Silver Fox about his masturbatory habits would be excused if the ratings were decent. The show fell way behind Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.
"No decisions have been made yet regarding next year's show," said CNN publicist Shimrit Sheetrit.
Talk about awkward! But more importantly, shocking.
According to reports, John Edwards' wife is insisting he pay his whore of a former mistress child support for his bastard child, 2-year-old Frances.
Seems Elizabeth is OK with Edwards paying out $18,000 a month in child support if it means they'll avoid a nasty court battle.
Really?!? With all the shame he's already brought onto you, a court case might not reveal anything worse.
What's more is that Elizabeth actually wants to meet his love child with Rielle Hunter.
According to an inside source:
"Elizabeth feels that above all else, John and Rielle need to put their differences aside. As much as she hates that John has a second family, she can't stand the idea of Rielle going public with their dirty laundry in court.
She instructed John to have his lawyers call Rielle's people and say they're giving her what she wants. She's also going to meet Rielle's little girl face to face over the next few weeks."
The source goes on to reveal that:
"Despite her anger at Rielle, who she's painted as a stalker and a homewrecker, Elizabeth knows Frances didn't bring any of this about. Elizabeth sometimes breaks down in tears when she talks about Frances.
Once she said, 'She needs a daddy. ALL children need their father.'"
Ok, but what 2-year-old needs $18,000 a month to live comfortably?
Though the star witness remains comfortably locked up in his Swiss Chalet, a hearing in Roman Polanski's decades old pedophile case will take place this Wednesday.
Court officials describe the hearing only as a status conference, but also announced that the case could conclude if Polanski's attorney agrees to reaching a sentence without Roman being present or if he reverses his resistance to being extradited to the United States.
Gee, we wonder which option the attorney is going to take!
It's nice to see that the judicial system is finally making a move with this thing! Let's get this creep out of his chalet and into some shackles!
Sienna Miller is spouting off about how she doesn't have to diet or work out to stay in shape, but she's not as toned as she'd like to be.
"I'm not a gym person. I used to be very sporty at school and I loved competitive sports, but it's hard for me to go to a gym and just run. I get bored very easily, so I have to find things that are more interesting. I could do with being more toned. It's small, but it's not firm."
So you're saying you have a small, flabby ass?
HAWT!
Sluttyienna continues:
"I was quite firm and quite tiny and as I hit 25, things started to change. Now I'm noticing more changes. You know, a top and bare legs at the back is not a pretty sight! I'm lazy and if I wear clothes, it's hidden well…But I will then eat the chocolate cake and then I have definite insecurities about my body."
Leona Lewis is gonna have some ferosh new singles in the near future!
The X Factor winner is recording two songs with Robbie Williams for an updated version of her second album, Echo. And Simon really wants him to join her upcoming tour.
Amazeballs!
Even Kings of Leon want to get in on the act! They are ready to record with Miz Lewis as well.
"Leona is incredibly proactive. She knows what she wants and where she's heading and is thrilled with these developments. She loves Robbie and thinks he's a real laugh - and the love-in is mutual. They're just going to go in the studio and see what comes out," claims a source.
Can't wait to hear it!
"The track will coincide with her arena tour, with the possibility that Robbie could appear on stage. Simon is really keen on the idea and hopes it will help Robbie come on board with The X Factor," the source continued. "The Kings of Leon collaboration came about through Leona herself. Caleb (Followill) and the guys are huge fans."
There is a deal in the works that will bring more 3D entertainment to fanatics in the year 2011.
And it is coming straight to your living room!
An inside source reveals that Discovery Communications, Sony and Imax are looking to launch a 24-hour 3D television network. This comes on the heels of ESPN's announcement that they too will be offering a new 3D channel to showcase major sporting events like the World Cup. The difference is that once an event is over, ESPN 3D will go dark, where as Discovery/Sony/Imax's 3D baby will be continuous, in your face programming all day long.
Though she won't be making her American Idol debut until February, the first promo pics featuring the new Idol Judge, Ellen DeGeneres were released today.
Don't they look…spotless?
Seriously, someone went a little overboard with the airbrushing! They all look awful!
We're know they're old! No need to try to hide it!
Emma Bunton had a tragic Christmas holiday after receiving a phone call that her longtime boyfriend Jade Jones' father passed away from a heart attack on Christmas Day.
Jade's father collapsed while celebrating Christmas with family and friends in Jamaica, where he is from.
A family friend says Emma's boyfriend is said to be 'inconsolable' and they're both 'devastated and shell-shocked'.
Our thoughts go out to Emma and Jade as well as their families during this difficult time.
Sam Mendes is in negotiations to direct the 23rd installment of the James Bond franchise. Despite the possible sale of MGM, production could begin as early as June to achieve a 2011 release date.
Scoot over Mushy! You've got company on the Law & Order: SVU guest star roster!
We've just learned that Sharon Stone will be making an appearance on the popular NBC show for a four episode arc! She'll playing a "police officer-turned-prosecutor" and the role marks her first time on the little screen since 2004.
If you've driven around Hollywood, you've probably seen Angelyne's gigantic tittays welcoming you with open cleavage on several billboards.
Now, the Hollywood cult icon is looking for a payout from her mug as her billboard image was used in the FOX Searchlight Pictures flick Notorious without her permission.
How rude!
As you might have guessed, the always stunning and classy Angelyne is suing FOX Searchlight Pictures and is looking for an undetermined amount of damage$, plus an "injunction putting the brakes on using her image in the movie."
In the federal lawsuit, Angelyne calls herself "a world renowned celebrity" who is world famous "for her eye-catching and highly visible billboards and photographs…"
"World renowned" is a little lofty, but we will certainly give her "eye-catching."
Anyone who can color-coordinate her hair to her car deserves that much!
America's sweetheart should have a big smile on her face this morning as Variety is reporting that her flick, The Blind Side made history this weekend.
The flick became the first female-led film ever to hit $200 million at the U.S. box office. The grand total to date is $208.5 million!
In total, Sandra Bullock's films have grossed $1.72 billion in the U.S.A, putting her the company of Meryl Streep ( $1.54 billion), Angelina Jolie ($1.44 billion), and Julia Roberts ($2.31)!
Bad news for everyone aboard a Mexicana Click flight this past Saturday.
The plane was in route from Mexico City to Huatulco but due to an altercation between Mexican singer Alejandra Guzman and some douchey fan, the plane canceled its route and returned to Mexico City!
Sucks for everyone on the flight ready to go to their Pacific beach vacation.
According to Guzman's rep, the passenger kept pestering her for a photo and made a "very pushy and reckless attempt" to photograph Guzman despite the singer and her assistant asking for privacy.
At the moment, no one has been charged and Guzman's management company has called the incident "an altercation between two private parties that was not a major issue."
It must have been a major issue for the pilots to decide to cancel the flight midair.
Her management also added that "Guzman was not on drugs or drinking, as some media have erroneously mentioned. Alejandra Guzman's assistant asked the passenger repeatedly and in a friendly way to respect the singer's privacy on the flight. The passenger ignored that."
So what else happened? Were any punches thrown? Were threats made? What was so crazy that caused the pilots to return?!?
An oral argument will take place on February 23 in the re-hearing of the $550,000 indecency fine against CBS-owned stations.
Each side gets 30 minutes to say their piece, which is a lot in these cases according to one of the attorneys involved. "The order shows that the court takes this case seriously."
But why?
The FCC is defending their $550,000 indecency fine against CBS and is asking the court to continue an investigation that would prove their theory that CBS could have blocked her book and did not.
CBS thinks it's ridiculous that the proceedings are continuing to drag out this way and we tend to agree!
Chuck E. Cheese needs to hire a new head of publicity, and fast.
Just recently, a woman's wallet was stolen from a Mississippi Chuck E. Cheese just a week before Christmas while there celebrating her son's 6th birthday.
And now, reports are stating that police have filed charges against a woman in Pennsylvania for leaving her 4-year-old daughter behind at the restaurant.
Cops have filed charges against Lashonta Terry for endangering the welfare of her child after she left her daughter alone at Chuck E. Cheese last month.
According to reports, the little girl approached an officer and said her mom left her there while attending a birthday party.
About an hour later, cops located the mother and she returned to pick up her kid.
Mischa Barton has "scored" an episode of Law & Order: SVU to portray the role of a lifetime:
A hooker named Gladys!
LOLs!
Executive producer Neal Baer says he wanted to cast Mischa as he's been a big fan of hers since she was a kid in The Sixth Sense. "She's gone on to do amazing work on both TV and on the stage," he says, adding that he thought the casting choice would surprise viewers of the show.
Not really…Mush Mush will take any work that's thrown her way these days!
The episode is set to air on March 3 and you bet we'll be watching…and LAUGHING!
"For how long now, have I been on national television, radio and in the press making waves about prescription drug use and how it is affecting the people we love and others?" Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, Adam Goldstein, Brittany Murphy and now Casey. (My heart goes out Courtney Semel, who tried to help her, just as my heart goes out to my daughter as many of these people were her friends.) But let's not talk about celebrities. Let's talk about our own children and loved ones. When are people going to realize that these drugs cause you to do things you normally wouldn't and will ultimately destroy your lives!?
"Knock me all you want, I am trying, not lying! It's time to take a stand folks. Now! God bless Casey and her family."
Jennifer Lopez revealed in a new interview with Latina magazine that she thought her role in box office flop El Cantante alongside husband Marc Anthony could have landed her an Oscar…if anyone had seen it!
"I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don't even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it's their responsibility to do that, to see everything that's out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later.
"I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn't have been happier—but I was like, 'How dope would it have been if I would've won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award? Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!' But we joked about it. It's all good."
Oh, honey. You may be a lot of things, but an Oscar-winning actress is definitely not one of them.
You should work on saving your music career first before worrying about winning any Oscars!
Good for him! He needed a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Martin Lawrence is executive-producing a new African-American comedy for cable network TV One called Love That Girl! Four episodes have already been shot and the show stars Tatyana Ali as a young divorcee who returns home to live with her wacky family.
Sounds stale and repetitive. Just what TV audiences love!
Although she's usually known for her piercing high notes, she showing off her softer side on an album that "is about the future." The hawt momma credits her son Max for "motivating me to want to play and have fun."
The new singing style is due to exploring new parts of herself - and not in a slutty way!
"Maybe I've been afraid to do in the past, to allow myself to go to a place of 'less singing,'" said Christina. "I'm more vulnerable and more strong at the same time."
Her first single, Glam, has been described as "a poppy, hip-hop inflected throwback to Madonna's Vogue." Not to mention Lullaby, a collaboration with Sia.
Tricky Stewart called the album "one of her best bodies of work."
"I know that there's a lot of other cool features, like I know that she has Santigold and Flo Rida on there," he continued. "She's mixing it up again. She's singing R&B again, she's doing pop. She's doing it all, but she's found a way to make it all meet in the middle because she's so many different things."
And she got the chance to write with M.I.A., Ladytron, Dr. Luke, Bravery frontman Sam Endicott, Switch and Goldfrapp.
Fox's so-called journalist Brit Hume is an effing idiot! And he proved that on Fox News Sunday when he suggested that Tiger Woods convert to Christianity because Buddhism does not offer the "redemption" necessary for the disgraced golfer.
"Whether he can recover as a person I think is a very open question, and it's a tragic situation with him," said Hume. "The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith."
It takes a lot to piss off the Buddhists, so congrats on that!
Hume said his message would be, "Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'"
Several celebrities and friends of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson are mourning her death today after the tragic news yesterday.
However, there are some friends who found the news of her death "sad but not surprising."
These pals refer to Casey as "wild," frequently partying in NYC an LA in an effort to forget her "personal problems", like her family or her daughter, Ava. The source recalls that during one of the periods where her family cut her off, Casey even tried to squeeze money out of her friends by saying she needed it for her daughter. The source says:
"Recently she was reaching out to her friends for money. Casey would claim she need the money for baby Ava, but all of her friends knew that her mother had taken Ava to live with her. Her life was out of control, and she couldn't take care of Ava"
So what led to all this crazy behavior? What else - lust for fame!
One source suggests that Casey was desperate to find the kind of recognition her childhood friend Paris Hilton had gotten, to the point that she got obsessed with it. The insider said:
"Casey adored Paris Hilton, Brittny Gastineau and even ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel. She loved to be around them, but she was also obsessed with Paris' fame. She never knew what to do to get the fame, so she was always craving it."
She had so much else going for her, it's sad to think she may have thrown it all away for something so trivial and fleeting.
The Bachelor premiered on Monday night and we're sure all the female viewers were trying to figure out which contestant is guilty of hooking up with one of the show's producer.
But don't think they'll be letting that secret out!
The show's host, Chris Harrison, confirmed on Monday that there was an off camera romance, but that's about it.
However, Chris did say in an interview with radio host Sean Valentine that the incident "was incredibly unfortunate."
We call bullshit on that!
ABC's probably thrilled. Scandal=ratings!
Chris went on to say "It was embarrassing for us and in fairness to Jake and for the other women, [we said], 'Let's nip this in the bud and take care of it.' And that's what we did."
Sure.
We bet whoever the slut is will make her rounds on the talk show circuit the morning after the episode airs.
On his morning show yesterday, Howard Stern decided to comment on the recent hospitalization of his pal and co-host Artie Lange.
Though he wouldn't give any details as to why he was in the hospital, stating he was respecting the families wishes, he had no trouble telling all of us how wonderful Artie is, regardless of his "demons."
Howard said:
"We all have our demons. Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
Along with his vote of confidence in the guy, Howard also diffused rumors that they would be replacing Artie shortly and also announced that he was contemplating putting together great moments of Artie's to air on the radio show later this week.
That sounds like an on-air memorial to us! Things must be really serious!
Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller attended rehab for abusing alcohol when she was 5 months pregnant with twins Bob and Max! She went in after empty bottles were found in her car!
One of the twins was born with a heart problem which caused mayjah tension between Charlie and Brooke since Charlie said it was her fault since she drank while pregnant.
Brooke and Charlie both have drinking problems and Brooke has been arrested twice in the past, once for an alcohol charge and another time for a cocaine charge. Both of them were said to be drunk during the incident on Christmas Day.
Publicly it has been said that the couple wants to work on their marriage, but Brooke has already met with a divorce attorney to get a better pre-nup. A source says:
"The marriage has been bad since the beginning. It was just a matter of time before it exploded publicly."
Poor Bob and Max! Their parents are certified whack-jobs!
He talks about meeting a then shy Gloria. whom he later married and about his struggles as he tried to prove people wrong by showing that Latin music had a mass appeal.
He goes on to mention his involvement in helping bring to the mainstream a new set of Latin singers such as hotties Ricky Martin and Shakira.
Estefan's not only a producer, but also a songwriter, business owner, artist manager, and investor.
Just before New Years, Van Morrison's website posted a message congratulating the singer for the birth of his new baby boy with baby momma Gigi Lee.
This marked baby number four for the singer with his site claiming the child was named George Ivan Morrison III.
Shortly after, Morrison stated his website had been hacked and the announcement of him fathering a new child was false. We still don't get why someone would hack a website to claim a fake birth.
But now, Morrison is taking legal action against British newspaper The Mail. According to Morrison:
"There is no truth in the suggestion that I have recently become a father. The Mail were notified in advance that there was no factual basis for suggesting otherwise.
I have instructed my solicitors to institute immediate legal proceedings against The Mail on Sunday and will take all appropriate action to prevent repetition of these allegations."
007 may be the one to suffer now that MGM is hovering near bankruptcy.
Producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoliconfirmed that the production timeline for the newest James Bond flick was "up in the air."
The first draft of the script was completed by screenwriter Peter Morgan in October, yet no date has been set for filming. Could they just be buying time until MGM is purchased by another studio?!
MGM has stated that Bond 23 is not on hold as they are still working on script revisions.
Us Weeklyis reporting that Russell Brand asked his girlfriend Katy Perry to marry him while they were on vacation in India over New Year's. The trip was a Christmas gift for Katy, who told Russell that she loved Indian culture over a meal of curry together in England.
Sounds like he had this all planned out, but they've only been dating since September! They're still practically in the honeymoon phase of the relationship!
But Katy doesn't seem to care since she told a pal that she has "never connected with anybody like this."
Well congratulations to the happy couple…and good luck!
"I thought it'd be fun. I have this fantasy of going to Santa Rosa which is where we did it the first time and bringing (daughter) Coco, and I felt like it'd be a really nice reunion of 10 years later," she says. "Then I forgot it was a horror film where you shoot mostly nights, and then I was like: 'What am I thinking? I've got a child!' It was fun when we were crazy and partying and being wild, but now it'd be a little different, huh?"
- Courteney Cox, on returning to the Scream franchise
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