Denver, Colorado is taking the wacky tabacky to new heights when it comes to food.
Ganja Gourmet, a medical-marijuana shop is offering a higher caliber of munchies laced with the sticky icky.
The shop offers lasagna or LaGanja, Panama Red Pizza, olive tapenade or ganjanade as well as sweets like cheesecake, muffins and the classic pot brownies.
As of last week, when it opened, 90% of its business has not surprisingly been takeout.
The food will cost you more than making a trip to your dealer. A whole pizza sells for $89 and a dozen Almond Horns costs $120.
But, don't worry there's a restaurant across town that plans to offer classes on how to make multi-course meals with pot in every dish!
We just hope the stoners aren't cooking and smoking at the same time because that could quickly become a recipe for disaster!
Hosting from Times Square in NYC, the hilarious twosome will also be joined by Lance Bass who will be reporting from the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas!
The special begins at 11 p.m. on December 31.
We can't wait to see kind of dick jokes Kathy comes out with this year!
Michelle Duggar, baby machine for TLC, is reporting that her latest bundle of joy, lucky #19 is "doing as well as can be expected." The little one is still in the hospital in Little Rock after being prematurely birthed.
Michelle also said:
"We feel so blessed that God has given us to her and are cherishing every moment with her."
We're sure.
Pretty soon, she'll be healthy and strong and home with her ridiculous amount of siblings.
We think you've messed with the wrong Brit, fellas!
In an effort to get some attention, save their careers, up their sales, Rage Against the Machine threw down the gauntlet to Simon Cowell and his X-factor protege, Joe, urging fans to ignore the "monotony" single put out by the reality star in favor of their new X-Mas song.
How desperate!
Simon has gotten wind of this little crusade and he isn't happy! He was quoted saying to the press:
"All these musical snobs have ganged up against Joe. If you take me out of the equation, you have a teenager with his first single being attacked by a huge hate mob on Facebook. It almost feels like a little kid being bullied. It feels like a spiteful campaign aimed at an 18-year-old who won a talent competition. It's David versus Goliath and it's not fair on Joe. It's getting out of hand."
Agreed!
We recommend backing off before Simon uses his BILLIONS to make you back off!
Shane Sparks, a judge on the MTV show America's Best Dance Crew and choreographer from So You Think Can Dance, was arrested this morning and charged with 9 counts of child molestation.
Shane allegedly committed "lewd acts upon a child" back in 1994. According to the criminal complaint, which lists the 9 alleged incidents, Shane had a relationship with the child that included acts of oral copulation and other acts "with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions, and sexual desires of the defendant, who was at least 10 years older than [the victim]."
Money before moral people. Any good business person will tell you that!
While so many endorsers are fleeing from Tiger Woods (and some eagerly trying to snag him!), the Dubai backers of the first ever Woods-designed golf course have decided to stand by their man.
Even in light of his recent scandal and the well known outlook of the UAE when it comes to "sexual misconduct", the company behind the project insist they are committed to completing the course, as well as "a 60,000-square-foot clubhouse, an 80-suite boutique hotel for VIP guests, 300 luxury villas, 20 mansions and a community retail area, all bearing the increasingly dubious Tiger Woods brand."
Make sure you employ a lot of cocktail waitresses in the VIP sections.
The twosome had dinner together at Gjelina restaurant on Abbot Kinney and then checked out the grand opening of A. Kinney Court, a concept fashion boutique and eyewear shop.
A source says of R-Patz and K-Stew, "They weren't holding hands, but were really sweet with each other."
While going to have some fun at Universal Studios two of Michael Jackson's kids Paris and Prince passed by a shop that sells postcards of the sad kids during their father's memorial at the Staples Center for $1.99.
Profiting off a tragic event and their grief is just wrong.
Luckily, we don't think the kids saw them.
We're just wondering who in their right mind would buy the postcards?
That joke about Target doesn't seem so funny anymore, eh Jon Gosselin?!
Details of the divorce agreement between Kate Gosselin and dirtbag Jon are starting to be released and so far, we're pretty giddy about the results.
According to the ruling made this afternoon, Jon has been saddled with a huge child support payment. We're hearing it's at 5 figures a month!
But here is the best part: A year ago, this wouldn't have been a problem. Jon had his money from the TLC show and some endorsement deals through his kids. Now, he has NOTHING, not even the ability to whore himself out for cash! TLC shut that operation down right quick during their legal proceedings!
How ironic!
Oh, and it gets better!
Not only does Jon also have to pay back EVERY CENT of the $235,000 that he withdrew from his joint account with Kate (it actually already got deducted from the settlement made today), but the arbitrator ruled AGAINST any spousal support!
Ha! Suck on that one, Jon! You just got it up the ass with something hard and bristly!
We couldn't be more pleased!
On a side note, because it is supposed to be all about the kiddies, under the terms of their divorce, Kate has primary custody and Jon gets visitation. We hope the kids enjoy their trips with Daddy to the Manhattan street corners, begging for spare change!
With Conan O'Brien's ratings tanking fast, NBC may be looking for a replacement for the new Tonight Show host.
Really? Already?
It's being reported that the peacock network is going after Jerry Seinfeld to replace the not so funny late night host.
A source reveals:
"NBC just can't carry on like this. 'The Tonight Show' has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings will be the show's lowest in 15 years. They would be idiots to not be having the replacement conversation."
We'd hardly call that fair, especially since Conan's only been on for a few months!
And it looks like NBC agrees!
The network says the whole Seinfeld thing is "completely false. There are no conversations happening. Conan is the host of the Tonight Show."
Tori Spelling and mother Candy Spelling have reconciled their years-long feud and will be spending the holidays together as a family, "and that's the most important thing," says Tori. She continues:
"We're very lucky. It's just a blessing that it happened around the holidays. And it just makes me think, 'Wow, it's an amazing thing and it happened this year and it's just the best gift we could get.'"
Sounds like they're having fun getting ready for Christmas as well. Tori says, "I love traditions. I love baking and cooking and decorating. Every day, we're making cookies!"
We all tend to reflect at the end of the year on the state of our lives and it appears Morrissey is no exception.
The singer, who is currently without a record label, has addressed his fans on his website with the following message, including an apology for his latest album Swords:
"I am sorry that Swords was such a meek disaster. It was proposed and accepted as a budget-priced CD, yet emerged everywhere as the most expensive CD in the racks. It was poorly distributed and didn't stand a chance, and ranks as the lowest chart position I've ever encountered.
"What does the future hold? What does the next minute hold? It all rests as ever on determination — that which springs from somewhere deeper than the body. Record label interest is zero, but the sun will creep back into the room one way or another. It always does."
So profound!
We're sure a music legend like Morrissey will figure it out!
With two Golden Globe nominations under her belt for The Blind Side and The Proposal as well as potential Oscar buzz surrounding her performance in The Blind Side, Sandra Bullock has been named Hollywood MVP this year by Entertainment Weekly!
This has been probably one of the best years of her career!
Tiger Woods and his camp tried to stop the National Enquirer two years ago from publishing reports about him and another woman.
According to the Wall Street Journal, the adulterer did a rare in-depth interview and cover shoot for Men's Fitness as part of a deal with American Media Inc, who happens owns both the mag and the National Enquirer, that would stop them from publishing a story and pictures about Tiger and whore #208645 Mindy Lawton!
Of course American Media is quick to deny any deal took place, saying the so called agreement was "false" and "inaccurate".
Uh huh, that was probably part of the deal too. Just ask Rachel Uchitel!
But, former employees with direct knowledge of the deal between Tiger and the owner of the National Enquirer says there was an agreement between the two.
It just goes to show you how the golfer's handlers worked to hide the golfer's sleazy behavior in order to protect his image and endorsement deals.
Gwyneth Paltrow wrote of her latest trip to Morocco over Thanksgiving on her infamous blog Goop, specifically about her stay at La Mamounia Hotel saying:
"The Jacques Garcia designed interiors are splendid to say the least, and the hotel's gardens are out of this world, almost from a fairy tale. The food and drinks here are elegant and delicious and with all the choices, it's easy to stay in the hotel for an entire weekend of relaxation."
But the Federal Trade Commission just released new guidelines regarding paid endorsement deals and it seems that Gwynnie make have broken the rules!
The FTC now requires any celebrity receiving a paid endorsement to disclose all material and monetary compensation and if they don't they could face a fine up to $11,000!
The hotel nor Gwyneth has commented, but an anonymous hotel booker doesn't believe for one second that Gwyneth paid for any part of her stay at La Mamounia, where rooms begin at $800 a night!
"Not a chance in hell. I'm sure they were comped the entire thing. If you're going to go on a holiday over Thanksgiving, you don't go somewhere you know there are going to be photographers if you're paying."
The FTC hasn't come after Gwyneth…yet!
We're sure she'll blog all about the "lavish" fine she had to pay for the sake of luxury!
We think you are going to like this, ladies! We forsee a lot of shirtless scenes!
The studio that once thought of canning Taylor Lautner is now pouring money to keep him! Summit Entertainment has announced plans to attach TayTay into a new action flick called Cancun.
Taylor will play an awkward college student who travels with a girl to Cancun on spring break, only to watch his girl and her friends be taken hostage by a drug cartel. He and his abs are forced to save them.
Even though Paul McCartney performed with X Factor winner Joe McElderry this past Sunday, the Beatle thinks it would be funny if Rage Against The Machine beat out Simon's artist.
The band is currently trying to take down Joe in the #1 spot by urging fans to download their 1992 hit "Killing In The Name".
McCartney told Sky News that he would be pleased if Killing In The Name got the #1 spot explaing:
"Because it's out of leftfield you know. Everyone expects Joe to do it, and he certainly will sell a lot of records. And if he gets to Number One, good luck to him. But it would be kind of funny if a band like Rage Against The Machine got it, because it would prove a point."
As of right now McElderry's Miley Cyrus cover of "The Climb" is 9,000 sales behind Rage's "Killing In The Name".
On Wednesday, the Swiss government announced that they won't begin the long await extradition process of Roman Polanski until 2010. A spokesperson for the Justice Minstry released a statement, saying:
"There will be nothing more this year. At the earliest, we'll make an announcement early next year as to whether the criteria for extradition have been met."
So the pedophile gets to spend Christmas in his Alpine chalet plotting his next escape route! Lovely!
Why don't we just hand him a Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card and call the whole thing a day! Clearly, no one feels this is important enough to be dealt with!
When you fool around with so many pieces of trash, you have more of a chance of becoming exposed! Or in this case, be photographed while being exposed!
One of Tiger Woods' sexy friends, Jamie Jungers, has admitted to her family that she has TONS of naughty, nekkid photos of Tiger. Because fame-whoring is a genetic trait, the girl's aunt has come forward to give an interview revealing all she knows about her niece's affair.
Most of what she sounds like bullshit, but we did find it interesting that Jamie came to her family to let them know about the goods she's carrying around. Her aunt, Susan Minor, says:
"She told me that she had taken pictures of Tiger Woods naked while he was passed out drunk on her cell phone...Jamie said she was going to take the pictures to the tabloids if something happens between her and Tiger, if they break up. I thought go for it, if you've got them go for it."
Yes, please! Go for it!
We've never seen a passed out nekkid blasian before, especially one that could buy and sell us five times over!
Don't worry about the morality legality of it! What could he take from you? Your trailer? Your cocktail waitress uniform? Your soul?
Poor girl, she even gets rejected from the sheriff!
In an effort to be a good friend, Jessica Simpson attempted to bail her friend and make-up artist Mary Phillips out of jail after she was arrested for being drunk in public at the Sunset Tower Hotel.
Even being Jessica Simpson didn't work because the West Hollywood Sheriff's Department turned her away, feeling that Phillips was still too drunk to be released.
Maybe if she had more of a "celebrity" status her friend wouldn't have had to spend the night in the slammer.
This morning, Kate Gosselin's marriage toJon Gosselin was officially dissolved. The judge has signed the papers and the two have parted ways for good!
Ironically, it was Kate who spoke to the press first saying, "I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children."
As for who got what (or if Jon got anything to pay his lawyers with), Kate's lawyer Mark Momjian, said "We are very pleased with the final outcome."
Well, Kate, welcome to the next chapter in your life. May you grow into a new person with healthy and happy children and possibly time spent with a man who isn't an ignoramus.
And Jon, we think Target is hiring. Employee discounts on hair gel and cheap jewelry, your faves!
There are only TWO New Year's Eve parties worth mentioning this year!
In Sin City, the hot spot to party on December 31st is Lavo at the Palazzo Hotel. Nicole Richie is hosting, Joel Madden is DJing and it's gonna be a super fun time.
What an idiot! Do your homework on your guests, bitch!
On The View yesterday, Elisabeth Hasselbeck made a terribly insensitive blunder when she asked Stanley Tucci if his wife had seen his new movie, The Lovely Bones.
Portugal may soon become the sixth European country to allow gay marriage.
The country has created a proposal that would change the wording of law which currently says that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Portugal's government is most likely to send it to lawmakers to debate in January and if President Anibal Cavaco Silva okays the proposal, gay marriage ceremonies could begin as soon as April.
However, if the conservative President vetoes the proposal, the decision can still be overturned by Parliament.
They really aren't all that funny to begin with, so we could see this being a definite possibility.
The Wayans Brothers are being accused of plagiarism from a former assistant. Jared Edwards worked for the Wayan's family for at least a decade and he insists that during that time, he pitched jokes and a book idea that he claims became the basis of their newestliterary venture, 101 Ways to Know You're a Golddigger.
He is now suing the comedy brothers for an undisclosed amount of damages.
Normally, we would tell the celebs in question to pay the man and move on. However, considering we didn't even know they had a book out, means it didn't do so well, further meaning they don't have money to be throwing around.
So unless you for reals stole from this guy, we'd fight him. But then you got to ask yourself, which will deplete you thousands in left over Scary Movie money more: lawyer fees or paying this guy?
We wouldn't put it past him to hit on Kim, dating "break" or not!
John Mayer took to his Twitter to express his outrage at the Sirius/XM radio bosses for supposedly leaking a gossip story to Page Six about the singer hitting on Kim Kardashian at the radio station's offices.
Lily Allen fans of the world, take our advice: stop giving a shit!
She certainly doesn't give one about any of you, so why bother caring anymore. Just enjoy her music in the comfort of your home and stop wastiing her time and money on her live. Because she will disappoint you!
Yet again it has been reported that Illy has canceled a performance. She has pulled out of a gig with Coldplay this weekend due to a "throat infection." Yeah, smoking crack and downing a bottle of whiskey can do some serious damage to the pipes!
And the show was for charity no less! She couldn't even pull it together for those less fortunate than her sorry ass.
Feel "better" Illy. Maybe you'll actually perform again before you decide to retire from it all.
Justin Timberlake has reached the top spot for a list of celebrity charity earners with his work for the Shriners Hospital for Children.
The singer netted more than $9 million for the charity blowing both Madonna with Raising Malawi and Pamela Anderson with PETA out of the water at $5.5 million and $4.8 million respectively.
Oprah's contribution to her personal charity Oprah Angel Network reached almost $4 million and U2's Bono for the ONE Foundation contributed $3.6 million.
Rumors were flying around about Melanie Griffith yesterday after a picture surfaced with Melanie sporting a black eye. The speculation forced her rep to come out and explain the horrible truth about Melanie's current condition.
Apparently, the bruising around her eye is a result of a procedure she had done to remove cancer cells from her face! The news follows Melanie's most recent stint in rehab, as she battles an addiction to pain meds.
What a year she's had!
We hope she is feeling better and stays strong through this ordeal she is facing.
"I ain't going to lie - if God said I could pick one person to be my father, I'd want to be Sean Combs Obama. That's how dope he is. I hope heads this interview and adopts me. I wouldn't even have to be in the will. I got my own money."
How generous of him.
But we have a feeling he's going to have to battle Oprah to get any kind of spot in the First Family.
4-year-old Hayden Wright of Tennessee was found wandering the streets after stealing some of his neighbors' Christmas presents, including a dress that he was wearing, after having drunk half of a 12 oz. Bud Light!
His mother offered the explanation that he may have been looking for his father, who is in prison, saying that little Hayden wants to get in trouble so he can go to where his father is.
We don't know about you, but there's nothing more vomit inducing than saggy tits and smoking.
Besides isn't she supposed to be a role model for youth???
Oh wait! She fucked that up when she got arrested for a DUI.
Anyway, in addition to taking some HOrrendous pictures, Spencer's little sister also sat down for interview.
Here are some HIGHlights:
Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once?
Even in high school it was, "Oh, you're Spencer's little sister." When we got on TV it was, "We hate Spencer's little sister because she's related to Spencer!" I've never had my own name, so this is exciting.
A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit?
None of us have studied acting. We can't cry on the spot. My brother really didn't talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad's birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.
Has TV helped your love life?
Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don't want to know. They're all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I'm not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23
If by knowing half the guys in El Lay she means sleeping with them, then yes, we totally agree.
A fan recovering from swine flu unexpectedly kissedRobert Pattinson on the lips! She jumped out of a stopped car and said to the actor:
"My mum wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…so I jumped out at the red light just to see you."
R-Patz was enraged and shouted at the girl, "You have the swine flu?!…What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?"
The New Moon hottie had to reprimand his security team to make sure an incident like that doesn't happen again, but we don't see total prevention taking place.
Some girls can't resist the power of Pattinson…and some boys, too!
As with most of her songs, many speculate what Lady GaGa's lyrics really mean.
In a recent interview, the Fame Monster revealed the meaning behind Dance In The Dark.
Gagaloo explains:
"The record is about a girl who likes to have sex with the lights off, because she's embarrassed about her body. She doesn't want her man to see her naked. She will be free, and she will let her inner animal out, but only when the lights are out.
The Lady refers to the specific "Around her kiss is a vampire grin/ Moonlights away while she is howling at him", which mean:
"She doesn't feel free without the moon. These lyrics are a way for me to talk about how I believe women and some men feel innately insecure about themselves all the time. It's not sometimes, it's not in adolescence, it's always. [T]he song isn't called 'Dance in the Light. I'm not a gospel singer trying to cross people over. What I'm saying is, 'I get it. I feel you, I feel the same way, and it's OK.' "
Amazing.
Just another reason why we love GaGa.
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