Joleen Baughman of New Mexico was in a car accident two years ago leaving a nerve on her pelvis in a permanently turned on state! She has been diagnosed with Restless Genital Syndrome.
"It's unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing against me gets me so aroused I can hardly think straight. It's very embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate."
The mother-of-two said at first the condition was great for her marriage. She explains:
"I started getting these intense sexual urges. They would come out of nowhere and completely engulf me. It would last for most of the day. I was really shocked because normally I have practically no sex drive at all.
"Brian [her husband] was ecstatic. He was like, 'Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex.' I was delighted too. I thought: 'Finally I'm getting a sex drive and I can give my husband what he wants'."
But, eventually her high sex drive began to be more of a nuisance and ended up painful at times!
"We would have sex once and I would feel no release at all," Baughman said. "So we would go again and then it would start really hurting but I would still want sex, even more than before. If my husband managed to go for a third time it would be agony but I would still feel no release."
Jessica Simpson had the brilliant idea to post this lovely video of her ear fucking a candle on her Twitter.
This all came about after Jess' BFF hairdresser Ken Paves (he's the one that has that obnoxious cackling laugh) told Simpleton that sticking a lit candle in her ear would help remove ear wax.
And not surprisingly, Jessica "is Chicken of the Sea chicken or fish" Simpson believed him!
We're more impressed by the fact that the candle didn't go all the way through and come out the other ear.
If you can stand to lose a few hundred brain cells, watch Jessica in all her dumb blond glory in the clip above!
Russell Brand and Katy Perry were seen out together in London grabbing some coffee and snuggling in the streets.
This sure doesn't indicate any trouble in rainy paradise. It also helps that Katy took to her Twitter yesterday to assure everyone that she doesn't "do vampires."
Ouch! Kind of a burn for Robert Pattinson, but we're pretty happy to hear it.
Kevin Federline is taking his career into his own hands. Too bad he has no effin idea what to do with it!
If you are looking for a last minute X-Mas present, take a swing over to the bargain bin at Blockbuster to pick up the latest straight-to-DVD American Pie installment. It stars none other than K-Fed himself!
Got to start somewhere!
K-Fed plays a Canadian border guard for the flick! (Look how he squeezed into that uniform above!) He enjoyed the experience so much, he is hoping to get more work! In a desperate plea recent interview, Kevin said:
"If anybody has any more cameos – or actual roles they want to me in – that would be great."
We wouldn't hold out for any those "actual roles" anytime soon! Stay in contact with those American Pie folks though! You never know how many more of those shit-flicks they'll make!
Lucky break because it's sounds like his story could be a bunch of BS!
French tennis player Richard Gasquet has been cleared after being accused of cocaine usage.
The Court of Arbitration for Sport has accepted his claim that he tested positive for the drug only after kissing a woman in a Miami nightclub!
The appeals by the World Anti-Doping Agency and International Tennis Federation have been dropped. They wanted Gasquet banned for at least two years. The tennis player says, "I'm absolutely relieved. This is the end of a crazy story. I'm happy to be 100 percent cleared."
The Court found the quantity of cocaine in Gasquet's system to be "minute" causing them to believe that he was "clearly not a regular cocaine user."
We doubt he'll be slutting it up in the club again any time soon!
Barbara Walters has still got it, even when she's pushing the start of 80!
Sources are saying that Bab's brought Frank Langella to the Literary Lions dinner at the Public Library after also being spotted together in Washington for the Kennedy Center Honors.
There's just one little problem - Frank just happens to be the former lover of Bab's co-star on The View, Whoopi Goldberg.
Uh-oh! Things gonna get a little dicey on ABC! Bring on the granny cat fight!!!
We're going to lose what little respect we do have for her if she actually goes through with this!
During a recent guest appearance on The Jay Leno Show,Kate Gosselin revealed that if she were to return to reality TV, she would like to be on Dancing With The Stars!
Ugh! Please, no!
She told Jay:
"Yes, 'Dancing with the Stars' because I cannot dance," she said. "I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a sad sight."
Hilarious, but then who would take care of your children?! You've just gotten them out of the reach of your deadbeat ex-husband. Now you want to give them back to him!
After splitting from his wife and teenage sweetheart 3 years ago, Lions rugby player Gareth Thomas has finally admitted he's gay.
Says the rugby player:
"I was like a ticking bomb. I thought I could suppress it, keep it locked away in some dark corner of myself, but I couldn't. It was who I was, and I just couldn't ignore it any more."
His biggest concern was what his teammates and friends would think, but to his surprise it didn't matter to them.
Now, Gareth is going public with his sexuality and hopes it'll help others explaining:
"It's been really tough for me, hiding who I really am, and I don't want it to be like that for the next young person who wants to play rugby, or some frightened young kid…I want to send a positive message to other gay people that they can do it, too."
Good for him!
Hopefully others will see Gareth as a role model for the gay community!
Joe Jonas better find himself a new career and quick. With his older brother now a married man and this news that Nick Jonas is breaking into TV, what is left for him to do?!
With Regis Philbin finally feeling his age, several male celebrities have been stepping in to fill-in for him on his off days. Nick is the latest to join that group of gents as the producers of Live! With Regis and Kelly have just signed him on to guest host on January 8th.
Roman Polanski's bid to have his case dismissed has been rejected by a California appeals court with the justices saying that they are still "deeply concerned" about the allegations against the director for raping a 13-year-old girl in 1977.
The court's opinion reads:
"We encourage all participating parties to do their utmost to ensure that this matter now draws to a close in a manner that fully addresses the issues of due process and fundamental fairness raised by the events of long ago.
"The passage of more time before this case's final resolution will further hamper the search for truth and the delivery of any appropriate relief, and it will also prolong the agony that the lack of finality in this matter continues to cause Samantha Geimer [the victim]."
Eurostar Trains is on everyone's holiday shit list right now as they have just announced they are shutting down their services indefinitely! How fortunate for all the folks looking to travel through Europe this Christmas!
After the disastrous incident this weekend that found more than 2,000 passengers trapped inside their trains for more 15 hours, the company decided to suspend their travel routes in order to look over the mechanics and design of their trains. Though they explained that the "glitch" was caused by "acute weather conditions northern France," and after some testing, the trains ran smoothly, they are stillinsistent on holding off any travel until major upgrades can be done to their system.
The cancellation has forced more than about 31,000 people in Britain, France and Belgium to find alternative transportation for the holidays and considering the terrible weather conditions they are facing right now, that won't be easy!
That just sucks! We truly do feel bad for all those people! Certainly, it isn't the time of year in which you want to be stranded!
Alaina Reed Hall, of Sesame Street and 227 fame, has passed away on Dec 17 after a long battle with breast cancer. In addition to her work on the little screen, Alaina was best known on the Great White Way for originating the role of Matron Mama Morton in Chicago.
We send our condolences to her family and friends.
Poor girl! We still haven't escaped the shock of this and the more her close friends come out and talk about her, the more we wonder how much the world really didn't know about Brittany Murphy.
Rumors of troubles with eating disorders and drug abuse aren't really news to us, but they seem to the leading theories behind her demise. Her close friends say that she suffered from "a lot of inner demons."
Clueless director Amy Heckerling believes that the root of her problems came from her poor body image, which many have originated from the set of their film. Amy says:
"She seemed to go through a change on Clueless. Maybe she felt like she was not the, like, skinny, pretty girl, you know? And then the next few movies she was, you know, thinner, blonde … going out with Eminem and Ashton Kutcher."
Another close friend and source agreed, saying:
"A lot of her problems were due to poor self image. She wore extraordinary amounts of makeup, tons of fake eyelashes, got her teeth capped, dyed her hair blonde, lost weight – she wanted to be a beauty. She didn't want to be the fat girl from Clueless. She didn't eat a lot. She would drink copious amounts of coffee."
Doesn't sound like much of a life, does it?
The worst of it was that in the end, she was only hurting herself and her career as other sources claimed she was "unfocused" on the set of her films and one insider on her most recent indie flick, Something Wicked, claimed that Murphy "was barely there … She'd go in and out of consciousness in the middle of takes."
Wow. How very sad.
Much, much too young to have gone this way, but it just goes to show how hard the Hollywood life is for some!
Spending Christmas separated doesn't instill a lot of confidence in the marriage if you ask us!
We're hearing Cheryl Cole will be without her hubby on Friday! Soccer star Ashley Cole will apparently be opting to train on Christmas Day in preparation for his team's match on Saturday.
He's going to train all day? Couldn't fit in a few hours for your WIFE, Ashley???
Cheryl is putting up a brave face, saying she is looking forward to spending the holiday with her family and her dogs.
This time Jason Stackhouse is getting a new somethin' somethin'! Lindsay Pulsipher of The Beast has been cast as Crystal, a new love interest for Ryan Kwanten's characters Jason in the upcoming season of HBO's True Blood.
The twosome apparently share an "electric connection."
HOT!
We're getting more and more excited for the third season, but it's still SO far away!
Polish authorities have recovered the historical sign reading "Arbeit Macht Frei" from the Auschwitz museum that was stolen over the weekend, but it was found cut in to three pieces!
The police have detained 5 suspects between the ages of 25 and 39 and they were all taken to Krakow, Poland for questioning.
Museum spokesman Pawel Sawicki has said that conservation experts are working on how to best repair the sign and return it to its rightful place.
We're glad the important piece of history has been found, but the people responsible for its theft and damage should be punished and TRULY ashamed of themselves!
This morning, Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were set free from jail after being arrested over the weekend. As we foresaw, the couple quickly hightailed it out of Texas, with a packed car and no word as to where they were going!
The mayor of the town, of all people, saw the couple packing their things into their car and quickly leaving the town as soon as they were free. City mayor Daniel Dunlap explained:
"They were both released from jail after posting bail and we saw them packing-up some belongings into their car and driving off. They had not been in the town for a long time but just turned up out of the blue recently just before they were arrested. We had to tow their large truck from outside their building because we wanted to paint some new parking lines and word must have got out to them because they came back to get the truck. It doesn't look like they are going to be in Marfa over Christmas and the New Year now and I cannot say what will happen to them in the future."
Someone better find them quick, before Mexico has itself two new citizens!
Marilyn Manson has settled a lawsuit from former bandmate Stephen Bier (aka Madonna Wayne Gacy) who sued Manson for breach of contract asking for $20 million in LA Superior Court back in 2007.
Bier claimed in the lawsuit that Manson used money from their band partnership for personal use, including buying gifts for ex-wife Dita Von Teese.
Manson countersued saying that Bier breached the contract by not "fully participating" in master recordings, concert performances and helping in selling merch. That was dropped in January of 2009.
The twosome finally reached a settlement for an undisclosed amount.
Bier's lawyers are also filing a lien for unpaid attorney fees now that he received a settlement.
The most expensive movie ever made has FAILED at the box office.
To be fair, for any other flick, it would have been a rather impressive opening. But considering the $$$ and time put into this thing, we expected a lot more.
James Cameron'sAvatar raked in a mere $73 million dollars in it's opening weekend here in the states. (It did a little better worldwide- $232.2 million.)
To put that into perspective for you - New Moonearned $72.7 million dollars in it's FIRST DAY of release, pulling in $125 million domestically over it's opening weekend.
Then again, it didn't have a blizzard on the East Coast to compete with. (Although, we gather there isn't much that would keep a Twi-hard from seeing their fave vamp and werewolf!)
Here's hoping they'll bring in some much needed funds throughout the week!
And she can thank blabbing ho Julie Postle for making it a known fact in Tiger Woods' Orlando neighborhood.
According to Julie's bitter ex-boyfriend the two year affair between her and Tiger was an open secret since Julie couldn't resist bragging about her celebrity hook-up.
But after two years, the tryst eventually got old.
A source says the golfer "was married and she had a regular boyfriend. She said Tiger was always calling her and texting her, wanting to get together and she got tired of it."
But don't worry. Julie was able to ca$$$h in on someone else.
She's currently living in Texas with a young RICH guy.
Susan Boyle is in the running to record the next theme song for the upcoming James Bond movie with Daniel Craig, due out in 2011.
Monty Norman, composer of the 007 theme music, says, "They'll think seriously because she's got the right kind of sweeping voice," and Lee Pfeiffer, co-author of The Essential James Bond book agrees, saying that SuBo would be "a throwback to those great days when the likes of Dame Shirley Bassey would be asked to sing."
Her popularity continues to rise — her debut album has already sold 2 million copies worldwide making it the fastest-selling female debut album EVER!
In their preliminary investigation the LAPD has determined that no foul play or other criminality occurred in the death of actress Brittany Murphy.
The police are now waiting on the autopsy results from the L.A. County Coroner in which case they may investigate further if there is reasonable cause to do so.
The autopsy is currently being conducted by the Coroner.
Carrie Underwood is now engaged to her hockey hunk Mike Fischer, who confirmed the news during a press conference before his game today. He told the press that he popped the question yesterday afternoon and Carrie said yes! He then said, "We're both obviously excited and very happy."
We're pretty excited as well!
Congrats to you both! We'll be anxiously awaiting our invite to the wedding!
Right after Madonna split from Guy Ritchie, sources are saying that Madonna tried to land herself the silver-fox, George Clooney. The two apparently went on a dinner date…and it was disastrous!
The source says that George wasn't feeling Madonna's humor or small talk and really couldn't "wait to get out of there."
Yikes! We couldn't imagine not loving some one-on-one time with Madge!
Her character is reunited with an old flame and opens her robe to show him the goods — and some of the audience on the left side of the orchestra! An audience member said:
"I couldn't believe it. No wonder Michael Douglas looks so happy. The couple sitting next to me also saw it and poked each other."
Pals of Brittany Murphyare coming forward with some pretty shocking accusations against the fallen actress. There are some who are insisting that the actress was hooked on painkillers, similar to the ones that aided in the death of Michael Jackson.
The sources say after a series of plastic surgery operations, Brittany became addicted to Vicodin, a drug often used by MJ. The source told the press:
"We have been very worried something like this was about to happen. Brittany has been living life on the edge. She definitely had a drug problem and we have all begged her to seek help. Sadly our words fell on deaf ears."
As hard as it might be to admit it, we can't help but believe this is true. No healthy, drug-free 32-year-old dies of a heart attack without a little help.
After her recent break-up, Reese Witherspoon went into mommy mode over the weekend and took her children Ava and Deacon to a toy store in Brentwood to get into the Christmas spirit.
Ava and Deacon were even spotted giving each other a big hug while waiting for mom Reese to check out!
Awww!
And Ava is growing up to look JUST like her mother!
There are more changes on the way for American Idol this season.
Along with Ellen DeGeneres pulling up a previously gin-soaked chair to the judges desk, now we've gotten word that the show has a new time-slot. Normally broadcasted at the 8 o'clock hour, the show has gotten a bump up to 9.
The reason? To make way for some more crappy TV no one will be watching. Fox has placed a new show called Human Target into Idol's old spot. This new show is "based on a graphic novel about a bodyguard."
We give it no longer than the lifespan of The Beautiful Life, but if it does manage to capture some eyeballs, how will Idol fare later in the evening?
Guitarist John Frusciante has quit the Red Hot Chili Peppers, confirming the news on his MySpace:
"To put it simply, my musical interests have led me in a different direction. I really love the band and what we did. Over the last 12 years, I have changed, as a person and artist, to such a degree that to do further work along the lines I did with the band would be to go against my own nature.
"There was no choice involved in this decision. I simply have to be what I am, and have to do what I must do."
Frusciante previously left the band back in 1992 but returned for the Chili Peppers' latest albums Californication, By The Way and Stadium Arcadium. The band is working on their next album without Frusciante.
The final moments of Brittany Murphy's life were watched on by her husband and neighbors, the latter of which is coming forward with more details about what they saw.
One such neighbor, Clare Staples saw "five firemen bringing down the gurney and take her down to the firetruck, trying to resuscitate her by the fire truck." Though she had tubes down her throat and the rescue team was working diligently, Clare says that she already looked "dead" when she was taken outside.
As for Brittany's husband, Simon Monjack, Clare recalls seeing him "wandering around in his pajama bottoms with no shoes on. He wasn't even near the gurney, he was just staggering around."
Stunned or stoned? Hard to say at this point.
Regardless, it is still such a tragedy what happened to her. We're still in shock!
Amy Winehouse is being investigated for assault by the Thames Valley Police after punching and kicking a theater manager in the crotch while attempting to usher Wino to a box after the intermission.
Ouch!
Before the attack, the crackie was standing and blocking the view of others while heckling and hurling four letter words at the cast of Cinderella for more than a half hour!
Those poor kids!
Some of her comments included: "Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me" and labeling the Ugly Sisters "bitches".
ClASSy.
The parents of the now tainted children can thank Anthony Kavanagh for inviting Wino to sit in the audience because the Prince Charming stand in for the night wanted to "impress the cast with his showbiz connections", which one source says "backfired badly."
That's probably an understatement.
Another theater goer says during the intermission Amy "was so spaced out and told Anthea (the fairy godmother), 'I love you, Anthea, sticky-back plastic, I love you.' It got worse because Amy had a cut on her wrist and bled all over Anthea."
Ewwwwww!
So we're guessing in addition to the drugs Amy's back to cutting herself.
There is nothing seksier than a man playing with his dogs!
Unless you happen to beZac Efron, then you are classified as being sexier than ANY MAN who ever played with dogs!
Yummy!
Zaquisha was in Aspen for the 2009 World Polo Championship finals when he came across the two lucky pooches waiting for their masters. Zac took some time out to show the dogs a little love before heading off to watch the races with his date for the weekend, his mom!
They loaded up with some treats from Costco and hit the seven seas!
Serial cheater Tiger Woods and a bunch of his buddies, including some golfers, left town aboard his private yacht for some relaxation.
A source says the yacht is headed for the Bahamas for a few days after setting sail from North Palm Beach.
The yacht is where he spent his honeymoon with wife Elin Nordegren back in 2004. It's 6,500 square feet and includes five guestrooms, a Jacuzzi, a gym, and elevator, a sky-lounge bar, a walk-in fridge and sleeps 21 people!
We guess he needed a break from ALL of his women to get some R&R with his guy pals.
Alicia says: "I always felt connected to her as we shared a very special experience in our lives together. I feel love in my heart for her – and hope she is at peace. This is truly sad."
And even though the two didn't stay close or in touch over the years, Silverstone goes on to say "I loved working with Brittany. She was so talented, so warm and so sweet."
Late last night, Shane Sparks, the dance judge who was arrested Friday on charges of child molestation, was set free on bail. Upon his exit from jail, Sparks and his lawyer, Steve Meister, called the case "extortion, Hollywood style."
He has a point, considering that his accuser waited 15 years to charge him with the crime and of course, waited until he had a little fame to his name. Sparks' lawyer says the charges are "are completely without merit" and that Sparks "knows he is innocent and will fight to clear his name."
We'll see about that. It's not a stretch to call it extortion, but then again, he isn't THAT famous!
One of Jon Bon Jovi's sons was taken to a hospital in New Jersey early this morning after a call to first aid.
He had to be transported by SUV rather than ambulance because of the snowstorms!
The authorities say that the incident was not serious and the boy has already been released this morning. They would not specify which of Bon Jovi's sons was harmed.
Sounds like he might have just gotten into a little mischief and we're glad he's okay!
It has been reported that as of Saturday afternoon Evi and Randy Quaid have finally been arrested for being no shows at their latest court appearance, which was slated to discuss their arrest for skipping out on a hotel bill.
The police finally caught up with the Quacks at their Marfa, Texas home. Evi Quaid was arrested first and brought into custody. At the time of her capture, authorities didn't have an active warrant ready for Randy, so he was let be until the next day. He was arrested on Sunday morning.
Lucky he didn't try and run for it! Looks like he has a shred of decency - some loyalty to his wife.
We hope the court doesn't make the same mistake again and let them free on bail. We're sure they can now be classified as bonafide flight risks. In fact, if there were a grading system, we'd label them at the Roman Polanski level! Plus, they're a little too close to Mexico to be screwing around!
Actress Brittany Murphy was reportedly experiencing and taking prescription medication for flu-like symptoms for several days before her tragic death.
Prescriptions were found in her home not only for her but also for husband Simon Monjack and her mother. An insider reveals, "There were a lot…a lot of prescription drugs in the house."
Brittany began vomiting early Sunday morning and after collapsing in the bathroom she ended up in the shower surrounded by mass amounts of vomit.
The police did not find any illegal drugs in her home, but numerous prescription meds which may have caused her to go into cardiac arrest.
We will know more after the autopsy which IS being performed on Monday or Tuesday, despite her husband's request for no autopsy.
Brittany was also living with type 2 diabetes, but it is not believed that the illness caused her death.
The Rolling Stones have given guitarist Ronnie Wood an ultimatum - kick the alcohol addiction or he'll be dropped from the upcoming Stones tour!
Wood's ex-wife, Jo, reportedly kept the aging rocker in check, with Mick Jagger even relying on Wood's former wife as a "conduit through to Ronnie."
"[Mick] has relied on [Jo] to get Ronnie to work, to keep him well enough to pass a medical for the tour," said an insider close to the group.
The source explained the group's problem with Ronnie in more detail:
Without Jo, Ronnie would never have managed to go on tour, you can't do it without insurance, and you won't get insurance without the medical. It's always been up to Jo to get him through all that. All communication has gone through Jo for years, so now Mick has washed his hands of Ronnie. The feeling is that he can't come back after this one. Ronnie has always been a bit lost, and, without Jo, nobody can reach him.
We hope Wood wises up and checks himself into rehab - pronto!
Jackass in 3D is no longer a pipe dream - it's a reality!
Paramount and MTV Films have given Johnny Knoxville & Co. the greenlight on the 3D sequel, with a release date schedule for October 15th!
"We're going to take the same 3D technology James Cameron used in Avatar and stick it up Steve O's butt. We're taking stupid to a whole new dimension," Knoxville brashly revealed to reporters about the upcoming Jackass flick.
We can safely say audiences should be prepared to be grossed out!
Filmmaker Bryan Singer has signed on to direct the latest film in the X-Men series, X-Men: First Class.
Singer informed reporters at the Avatar premiere last week that he will be directing the flick, stating he's "very excited" to be back on board with X-Men.
Rumors have been swirling around Hollywood since October of Singer's return, but no one was sure whether the director would be on board for First Class or the upcoming Wolverine sequel.
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