Somewhere director Michael Bay is pissing himself.
In a poll conducted by Moviefone.com, Megan Fox was voted the Worst Actress of 2009.
Ouch!
To add insult to injury, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was voted both the worst of 2009 and the year's best action movie, as well as the second-most disappointing film of the year.
But, Megan was able to come out with one good title. She was also voted Sexiest Actress, but that's not anything new.
Actor Tim Allen's latest project is not only a starring vehicle for the funnyman, but also his directorial debut! He says of the film Crazy on the Outside:
"I've got a lot on the line here. I financed this thing — private financing. I used Kevin Costner's model. He helped me through this — on how to direct it, how to put it out…I really worked hard to make it special."
Allen asked his friends to be a part of the movie and Sigourney Weaver, Ray Liotta, Julie Bowen and Kelsey Grammer all star in the film alongside Tim who has the lead role as a man newly released from prison adjusting to life outside of jail.
Earlier this month, Allen was promoting Crazy on the Outside, performing stand-up comedy before special screenings in 10 cities across the country.
As for Crazy on the Outside he says:
"Two years of my life I put together a movie. Please sit back and enjoy it. If you love it, tell everybody. If you don't like it, tell everybody that it's the new Tom Hanks movie."
No offense, Tim, but we're WAY more excited for Toy Story 3!
Despite its initial popularity, Comedy Central's The Jeff Dunham Show will not be coming back for a second season.
The show's debut brought in 5.3 million viewers, but the reviews were dismal and ratings continued to dwindle.
Spokesman for the network, Steve Albani, says that Comedy Central will continue "to be in business with Jeff in a big way," as they signed a mulit-platform deal with him in March including a live tour, standup special and DVDs.
Brooke Mueller is not gonna let a little threat by knife point get her down!
Charlie Sheen's soon-to-be-ex wife was spotted pAArtying it up at Caribou Club in Aspen on Monday.
Mueller, who stayed until closing, was wearing jeans, a green sweater and no makeup, was among the more decked-out stars in attendance, such as Paris Hilton, boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and Gerard Butler.
"Brooke was low-key," said a source. "She was talking to friends and walking around the small club…you could barely tell it was her."
Turns out Pete didn't want to suffer sitting through another one of Ass' performances hasn't completely mastered the art of walking on the icy streets of the Big Apple and fell.
Smooth!
Said his rep, "The mean streets of NY got to him."
The death certificate of Brittany Murphy has just been released and there are a few things we found rather strange.
Because the L.A. County Coroner is awaiting the toxicology and tissue tests, the manner of death box is check as "pending investigation." It's usually marked as accident, natural, homicide, suicide and undetermined.
Now, that doesn't so much bother us as what else was omitted from the document, like her father's name! The death certificate lists the father as "UNKNOWN."
What?! Why?!
Could this have something to do with why he didn't attend the funeral?
Since she's a married woman, Scarlett Johansson has no desire to spend New Year's Eve at a party, so she intends to stay at home with her hubby, Ryan Reynolds.
"We're both working on New Year's Day anyway. So, we won't do much. You know, pizza would be nice, a little champagne. Maybe watch the Twilight Zone marathon. That's always a favorite for me. Going from one party to the next and surfing to find the right thing, and being in a taxicab when the clock strikes - I'm so over that stuff. At the ripe old age of 25. I have the most fun when I'm surrounded by people I love in one place that's comfortable and we can hear each other. You can play card games, watch movies - I'm happy."
We'd be happy too if we were sitting at home with your hubby!
Maybe she'll take after he daddy and be a dancing, race car driver!
Dancing with the Stars and Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves welcomed a new little lady into his life yesterday when his girlfriend gave birth to his first child, baby girl Mikaella.
Out of everything that's happening between Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller, this is probably the weirdest shiz to come out.
It seems that Charlie aka Carlos Irwin Estevez has an eclectic collection of tattoos.
In fact he's got 10!
The tattooed sitcom star sports a 'Back in 15 Min' sign on his chest, a picture of Charlie Brown with the word 'mom' in a thought bubble, a burning Marlboro cigarette (clASSy), a stingray, and a baseball.
But it seems he's not a fan of at least four of the other tats because he's getting an open zipper with an eyeball popping out (wtf?!?), a Yankees tattoo, a Japanese samurai, and angel wings that are on his ankles removed.
At least this time he didn't get Brooke's name permanently etched into his skin like he did when he was married to Denise Richards because he'd probably have to get that removed too!
Alex Freyre and Jose Maria di Bello were wed on Monday in Tierra del Fuego, Argentina, but it was no easy task. One month prior, a Buenos Aires court claimed that it would not recognize their marriage.
"As a couple, we dreamed of marrying for a long time," said Freyre.
Although a court decided that a ban on same-sex marriage was illegal, it is up to the local and state governments to decide for themselves. And that is why the pair married on the very Southern tip of Argentina - a very liberal governor welcomed the union.
Argentina's National Institute Against Xenophobia and Racism (INADI) helped find the friendly location where the couple could marry.
"This is the purpose of INADI, to safeguard the rights of citizens who do not fully enjoy these rights," said the institute's president, Claudio Morgado.
Latin America tends to strongly identify with the Catholic Church, yet has been paying more attention to gay rights. Uruguay just legalized same-sex adoption, Mexico City has legalized same-sex marriage and Brazil, Colombia and Ecuador are addressing same-sex civil unions.
"The law should treat each person with equal respect in relation to each person's singularities without the need to understand or regulate them," said Judge Gabriela Seijas in her ruling to lift the ban on gay marriage in Buenos Aires.
Amidst rumors last year that the band might breakup, Paramore gave themselves "a chance to get away and work out our personal issues" and now they are back!
In order to write their album Brand New Eyes, the band moved into a Malibu house together and even underwent counseling sessions to keep them together.
"I was really scared and I didn't know, as friends, what the guys were going to think, but I was positive. I looked at it like, 'Well, if anything we're going to have a bunch of really good songs that tell a story.' I had faith that things would be better. Once we got to Malibu (to make Brand New Eyes), we lived in a house together and that was the first time we'd lived in a house together since we made (2007 album) Riot! So we were away from home and didn't really have a choice but to hang out with each other, and so we started to talk more and more. Everything felt like it was mending up until the last few days in the studio and by that point we were great, and it felt like we didn't really have anything to work out in the first place."
Turns out there's a security tape that shows Jon Gosselin entering his NYC apartment for only 60 seconds before he came out and reported the burglary.
And per the douche's lawyer, that's enough proof that the burglary was not staged and Hailey Glassman did it!
"He is going to be clocked by that surveillance camera going into his building," said attorney Mark Heller. After only 60 seconds, "he comes down to talk to management. It's all on tape. He couldn't have done all that damage in 60 seconds. His place was trashed, his belongings ripped to shreds."
Homewrecking Hailey was questioned by police and admitted that she did remove items from the apartment, but only things which were hers, including a TV. But that's not what Jon's lawyer thinks.
"She's probably going to have a list of things she said he said she could take," Heller said. "Well, let me tell you, we will have credit card statement and receipts proving Jon bought the items she is carrying out the door. And we will say in a sworn affidavit that he (Jon) didn't authorize her to take the TV and other items that belong to him. Once they (investigators) see the video it will be a felony."
Such a douche!
HELLer continues, "The forensics evidence will back up the vandalism. She (Hailey) is looking at felony charges in my opinion. She is looking at four years. And if she is convicted she is definitely doing jail time. I don't know that she will do four years, but she will do jail time."
Snooze.
"I mean taking a butcher knife and cutting expensive items, breaking a family heirloom… give me a break. – I don't know how you can cut her slack," he yapped. "The damage is in the thousands. There is no way she can walk away without severe penalty."
During last week's bustling tourist season, the Great White Way brought in a staggering amount of $$$$$.
Wicked was the most impressive, raking in $2,092,745 and beating its Thanksgiving record of the top grossing week in the history of the Rialto.
Coming in right behind was The Lion King with $1,714,566, The Phantom of the Opera with $1,248,943, Shrek the Musical bringing in $1,055,261 and the revival of A Little Night Music with $985,662.
Not to mention, In the Heights increased their house by 53% and the new hit Fela! climbed by 22%.
Pretty impressive considering the recession! Plus, the theater makes everyone forget their problems!
Of course Levi would ask to make his private matters open for all to see!
Bristol requested to keep the case out of the public eye, arguing that privacy would be best for their son, Tripp. She also asked for a gag order so no one involved in the proceedings could talk about the case and all files would be under anonymity.
Levi fought back saying:
"I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone's need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive . . . So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin's instinct to attack."
Sexy Sarah's daughter is quick to deny his claims saying her "mother is not involved in the case" and believes Levi is only wanting to make the proceedings public "for his own self-promotion".
We couldn't agree more!
Let's hope for a quick custody battle so we don't have to listen to either side more than we already have!
We could tell from all the photos! Bradley Cooper's parents Gloria and Charlie have been spending plenty of time with potential future daughter-in-law Renee Zellweger in El Lay having been spotted all over town together this month.
"Renee and Gloria have been getting along really well and have had a lot of 'girl' time," says a source referring to the gals' chummy trip to Starbucks on Sunday where they were giggling and clutching to one another once they saw they have been spotted by the paparazzi.
One of the photographers said that "they looked like they had known each other for years. It was very sweet."
That is precious!
On Christmas Eve, Renee and Gloria ran last-minute errands together at Rite Aid, Jerry's Famous Deli and a liquor store for a case of Prosecco. Renee was also snapped earlier in the month with both Gloria and Charlie taking the dog for a walk — without Bradley! The source says:
"She's comfortable enough with them that she doesn't need [Bradley] around. She liked showing his parents around town, and she seems very happy lately. They're kind of like one big happy family already."
Sounds like it might be time for Bradley to go ring shopping!
Sportswriter Furman Bisher is claiming that the real reason Tiger Woods hasn't been seen since the infamous car accident is because he underwent reconstructive plastic surgery for his face, specifically a broken cheek bone, after being hit with a 9-iron by his wife Elin Nordegren! Bisher recounts the scene:
"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side.
Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported).
Tiger hopped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her)."
Holy shiz!
Bisher has said that a trusted journalist colleague, who knows Tiger's agent Mark Steinberg, gave him this information, but nobody has yet to confirm or deny its validity.
He also claims that after Tiger left the hospital, he was then flown to Phoenix for the plastic surgery and cosmetic dentistry procedures.
Steinberg was also apparently involved in the cover-up story AND that while Elin has contacted a divorce attorney she is not planning on divorcing Tiger.
WHAT?!
Bisher also states that it will probably be another month or so before Tiger shows his face in public due to the surgery.
We're dying to know how Tiger's camp is going to respond to all of this!
In a new interview with OK! magazine, the Jersey Shore'sSnooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) talks about the show, her future, her "tan" and the punch seen around YouTube.
Here are just a few of the HIGHlights from her interview:
What do you say to people who think the show is derogatory toward Italians? People need to relax. It's just young people having a good time at the Shore. We want to have fun, and yeah, we get drunk. It's just a TV show.
Whose style [on the show] do you most admire? Jenni's because she has those big, fake boobs and can wear anything. Mine are real! You want to see them?
How often do you tan? I really don't tan because I'm half-Spanish so I've got that year-round tan. I was adopted.
How was it working with your housemates at the T-shirt shop? I hated it! It was two or three days a week, for four or five hours, but it felt like 24. I never worked, I just stood there. We had SoCo [Southern Comfort] in the back; I'd take shots.
What would you like to say to the man who punched you? You're the loser of America! He'll always be known as the guy who punched a little girl.
What's next for Snooki? I want a dating show — Snookin' For Love. I want to find my prince. I'd have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That'd be heaven! Every time I'd pick a guy, I'd give them a pickle and we'd eat the pickle at the end.
Chances are, she'll probably get her wish, minus the pickle part. Wonder if the state of New Jersey will lose its shiz over this show too!
"The director, Guy Ritchie, loves Brad. He has worked with him before and thinks he is one of the most underrated actors working today. Guy knows that everyone thinks of as a Pitt as a pretty boy and can't wait to turn him into the world's greatest supervillain. It will definitely make the sequel a must-see."
But will he commit?
The insider goes on to say Brad is "very interested in taking on the role and happy they aren't considering his kick-ass partner Angelina for the part."
His "kick-ass partner"?
LOLz!
Would U want to see Brad in the Sherlock sequel???
Hottie Justin Bartha will replaceT.R. Knight in the Broadway revival of Lend Me a Tenor, which will open March 11th in NYC.
Although Knight had to drop out for unknown reasons, Bartha will happily take over the role of the hapless assistant, who must step in as the star in a 1930s production of Othello.
Anthony LaPaglia and Tony Shalhoub are also in the cast and it'll mark the Broadway directing debut of Stanley Tucci.
It was really no shocker when the the majority of Tiger Woods' sponsors distanced themselves from the douche after we all learned the kind of sex freak he is.
Now, the ones who have stood by him are severely regretting this decision as experts estimate that the companies have lost over $12 million because of Tiger's indiscretions, with Nike, Gatorade and EA Sports getting hit the hardest.
Yikes! Wonder how much more money it will take before they all abandon him too?
Lil' Wayne will be back though, in 10-12 months, depending on good behavior.
Wayne performed a farewell concert in his home town of New Orleans yesterday to thank his fans, family and friends for their support before he heads off to prison.
On February 9th, he begins his one year sentence behind bars for a weapons possession charge.
Along with the show in New Orleans, Lil' Wayne is scheduled to play a couple of dates in Texas and one other show in Louisiana.
Getting dangerously close to Mexico there. Hope someone is keeping an eye on him!
Zelda Rubinstein, the actress who played the medium in the Poltergeist films, has been in the hospital for over a month. She has now been taken off life support after both her lungs and kidneys have failed.
A friend of the 76-year-old actress says that "she's in and out of consciousness. It's only a matter of time now — she doesn't have long to live."
Our thoughts are with Zelda's family and friends during this difficult time.
La Loca's new model boyfriend had to witness a little crazy last Tuesday when he joined Lindsay at little sister Ali's 16th birthday and Dina Lohan reportedly had a little difficulty handling her booze.
Still, Adam seems to be the sweetheart everyone says he is. Unfazed by Dina's boozing, he stayed with Lindsay at
It's a good thing we know Kim Kardashian to be one tough cookie, because she is about to be hit with a major lawsuit and she'll need to be on her game.
Recently, Kim shared her opinions about a new fad diet on her Twitter. The target was Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet, which she called "unhealthy."
Now, the good doctor promoting this lifestyle has filed a suit against the Kardashain, claiming she had a "commercial motive" since she is a spokesperson for a rival weight-loss program, QuickTrim.
This comes after Kim filed a cease and desist letter to the Cookie Monster, accusing him of "falsely claiming" that she was endorsing his Cookie Diet.
How much the doc is suing for is still unknown, but he should be aware that she won't be surrendering any dough easily! Hah.
"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," said a source close to T-Swizzle. "There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived."
The end came when Lautner came to Nashville for Swift's 20th birthday party earlier this month.
"He liked her more than she liked him," the source continued. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him."
Poor, TayTay.
According to the insider, "They plan to stay friends."
It's a good thing they're both professionals, but we'll be innerested to see how promoting their flick Valentine's Day goes next year!
Watch out, Levi Johnston! The Palins are big fans of that second amendment. Take away their grandkid and you'll be no better off than a moose in their backyard!
The news came yesterday that Bristol Palin, daughter of thankfully unelected vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has thrown down against her former boyfriend and baby daddy in a custody battle.
Her lawyer went to the courts to file a motion to bring the custody proceedings of Bristol and Levi's son Tripp to a close, as well as file a "protective order," presumably for Tripp from his father.
Is that really necessary?
Levi is no stoopider than his grandmother and you let the baby hang out with her!
Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan, the 28-year-old drummer for Avenged Sevenfold, was found unresponsive in his Huntington Beach home on Monday.
"It appeared to be natural causes," said the authories. "It's a coroner's case."
An autopsy is currently pending to discover the cause of his sudden death.
As for Avenged Sevenfold, they issued the following statement on their website:
"It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy `The Rev' Sullivan. Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope you will respect their privacy during this difficult time."
Sullivan is survived by his wife, Leana MacFadden. In response to his tragic passing, the band's Facebook page received almost 5,000 condolence comments.
More details are emerging about what went down Christmas morning between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller.
A sworn statement from Officer Rick Magnuson, the cop who responded to Brooke's 911 call, has been released and it's down right terrifying!
The officer then spoke with Charlie, who says everything escalated at around 3:30 am when Brooke, who he claims abuses alcohol (pot meet kettle), threatened to divorce Charlie and take the kids. Apparently Brooke got jealous when he "shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman".
While Sheen denied striking or pushing his wife, he did admit there was yelling and they each slapped one another on the arm. Charlie also admits to taking Brooke's glasses and breaking them in front of her.
And what about that whole threatening Brooke with a knife while strangling her?
He denies that too, but he did say he has a knife outside the bedroom, which he showed to Magnuson. The knife was describe as a locking knife that had a 4 inch blade and was locked in the open position in Charlie's travel bag.
Magnuson then interviewed Brooke, who as you remember was legally drunk at the time. Mueller says the two were arguing in the bedroom when Brooke said she wanted a divorce. And this is where it gets really nasty!
She says Charlie grabbed her by the upper part of the throat while straddling her on the bed and threatened to kill her!
Sheen pulled out a knife and held it to her throat, telling her: "You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I'll kill you. Your mother's money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won't leave any trace."
The officer then observed "red marks on the upper part of the front of her neck" which were from Charlie "allegedly" holding Brooke down on the bed.
After that, Magnuson placed Charlie Sheen under arrest and took him to jail.
What a nightmare! But just who is telling the truth?
According to his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller, Michael Lohan has physically assaulted her at least 12 times in the last two years!
Muller filed court documents accusing him of harassment on the following occasions:
Dec. 9, 2007 - Michael "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday."
Feb. 2008 - Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008 - Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008 - Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
May 2008 - Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."
June 2008 - Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!'"
WTF?! The man is a terror!
We can't believe she was with him for THAT long! Run away!!!
While it certainly doesn't excuse his terrifying behavior, Charlie Sheen's infamous Christmas Day argument with wife Brooke Mueller was said to be spurred on over a song he shares with his daughter Sam from his previous marriage to Denise Richards.
The song supposedly had something to do with a Christmas present Charlie bought for Sam and Brooke got upset because she doesn't have a song with Charlie, and this is all according to Sheen in the police affidavit.
Sounds like there must be more issues brewing there! And definitely some alcohol involved. A source explains:
"Charlie says she is really jealous of his daughters [Sam and Lola], especially after he and Denise finally started getting along. Obviously the fight wasn't just about the song. Nothing excuses what Charlie may have done, but there's more there.
They've got to think about those two little boys [twin sons Bob and Max]. But, yeah, I think it will end in divorce."
Brooke is also said to be wary of her husband's affinity for call girls and his past substance abuse problems. It seems like she's been unhappy for awhile, but the call girls and substance abuse issues were no secret!
Douchebag rocker Ted Nugent is known for his crazy-ass political views almost as much as his music, but he's finally gone over the edge in his unfounded criticism of President Obama.
"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist," he told Royal Flush magazine. "(Former Chinese leader) Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."
No, Ted. It's the rest of us who want to throw up!
Just before Christmas, Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails sent out a little holiday treat and the following message to his friends via his website:
Happy holidays everyone and thank you for an exceptional year! Sorry I haven't been around much lately, I've been working on not working for a couple of months, which for me is hard work. 2010 has a number of things planned including new material from nine inch nails and something else that isn't nine inch nails. I am in a state of rediscovery and reinvention that feels unfamiliar, unsure and exactly what I need.
In the meantime, here are some miscellaneous performances from 2009. See you and speak to you soon- Trent
Should we take this as a sign that you guys are back? Or are you just jerking us around…again?!
Rapper Nelly is offering $10K to any information leading to the arrest of the man who broke in to his St. Louis home earlier this month.
The burglar broke in through a locked window on December 11 and made off with a bag full of goodies including electronics.
Nelly was not home, but someone he lives with did see the intruder — a male in his 20s or 30s, but they ended up escaping. Nobody was harmed thankfully.
Who knew Nelly had anything worth stealing anymore?!
Robert Halderman, the producer accused in the extortion plot against David Letterman, is supposedly offering to plead guilty in the case in exchange for a one-year prison term as opposed to the 15 years he could potentially face if convicted!
Halderman's lawyer is denying that he made an offer saying that "there have been no plea negotiations. None whatsoever."
Halderman, who is currently out on $200,000 bail, has admitted on tape that he got involved with the extortion plan because his ex-wife moved to Colorado with their son and he needed the money to visit him.
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